Anyone who's not should follow this blog and send it asks.

(Source: velira-and-company)

Anonymous sent: Are you the type that loves dominating their mate?

If my mate is a krogan, then yes, very much so. However, I find that most other species are…delicate, and even when I try to be gentle I end up being rough by their standards. For this reason, I often allow my alien partners to take the lead in this situation.

ask-urdnotwrex sent: [ i just noticed the relationship page, we are not freminies! I am your dad and you will respect my authoritay! ]

[ i haven’t updated that shit in a while omgg

but YES urdnot wrex is minh’s dadday even tho she’ll still treat him like a little shit bc that’s what she does ]

i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:

to the people who are following me

• thank you
• im sorry

urdnotjextor sent: [TEXT]: Hey Manah. I need a little help... Do you know about Female Krogan erogenous zones? I don't wanna dissapoint Minh while we get to... you know, doing it. I just really wanna give her a good time for her to remember.

[Text]: Oh for fuck’s sake, why don’t I just show the both of you at the same time? Make it easier for everyone involved. Issue #239 of Krogasms has some good material in that regard.

[Text]: But…that’s incredibly sweet of you. Thank you, Jex.

Anonymous sent: Have you ever thought of how Jextor would look without his armor on?

Of course. I imagine he’d look quite good. But my imagination is not that great and likely does not do him justice.

manahshepard:

[Text]: Oh.. heh. Uhh.. fuck I feel like an idiot. I’ll uh… I’ll get that and look it over. Heh.

[Text]: Do let me know if you’d like me to send you any more research materials, dear.

(Source: weyrlocminh)

 MANAHSHEPARD SAID: [TEXT]: WELL SHIT… FUCK. UHH. WELL, TO BE HONEST I WANTED TO AT LEAST SURPRISE YOU ABOUT -SOMETHING-… YA KNOW? BUT.. IF YOU WANNA SHOW ME, THATS GOOD TOO.

[Text]: The fact that you would solicit Mab, Dr. Solus, or the Matriarch of Clan Urdnot for help is surprising in and of itself. Consider me surprised and also endeared. I do find Issue #239 of Krogasms to be quite informative in that regard.

manahshepard sent: [Text]: Mab, where would you go to learn about female krogan erogenous zones? I've been try'na ask the Matriarch in the Urdnot Clan but she's being an old batty bitch. I figure two-eyes lookin' the extranet is better than one. And I don't wanna listen to Mordin scold me.

[Text]: You know, you could always just ask me. I’d be more than happy to show you exactly where female krogan erogenous zones are. Unless you wanted to know where mine were in particular?

formerbravo:

[TEXT] I was sort of joking, but if you really promise, I’ll take your word for it.

[TEXT] I hold mine all day too. Don’t want to lose them.

[Text]: I really do promise.

[Text]: Are yours that unstable? I have noticed some females with larger chest lumps holding them up while running, but I never thought that they were ever in danger of detaching completely. Seems rather counterproductive from an evolutionary standpoint.